Anonymous asked: Um. Clint makes Steve and Bucky read Harry Potter. The Avengers all have very, very strong opinions about which house they get sorted into. Bucky thinks he's a Slytherin, but Steve says he's a Hufflepuff through and through.
"This isn’t a legitimate classification system," said Steve angrily, throwing the book onto the couch next to Clint. "This is bullshit. They’re children, for cripe’s sake.”
Clint’s eyebrows rose to comical levels.
"You can’t just isolate different children or—or— or try to predetermine their characters at age eleven," Steve said, thoroughly angry. "And you certainly can’t condemn an entire fourth of your school’s population to a villainy house, what the hell is that?”
He started to pace.
"As if people never change! As if there’s no moral or ethical growth after age eleven!”
Bucky reached over Clint and picked up the book. Clint gave him a look and he shrugged.
"Hell, if it makes Steve this angry, I gotta check it out," he explained.
"This isn’t a basis for education!" Bucky shouted. "Where are the art classes, huh? Kids this age should have access to art classes."
"Exactly!" shouted Steve. "Maybe a little less institutionalized racism and a little more arts education, am I right?"
Clint buried his head in his hands.
Partners. Or something like that.
question: when filing insurance claims, would what happened to New York in the Avengers constitute an act of god?
Only if it doesn’t become some anti-superhero registration thing. I am sick of those storylines.
Oh, heavens no. It would be about the no-nonsense fraud investigator who would like to note that, no, the impact tremors of HulkSMASH were not registered as reaching Brooklyn and therefore that broken 55” plasma screen isn’t covered under your plan. And the accountant who lives on coffee and has a filing system, really he does, no DON’T TOUCH THAT PILE THOSE ARE THE DAMAGE CLAIMS FROM LONDON AND NOW YOU’VE KNOCKED IT OVER OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. And the paralegal who coordinates the lawsuits, what, you think the actual head of the department does that, yeah right, he’s out playing golf with the mayor, but don’t worry it’ll all get done eventually probably.
And Pepper. Because reasons.
Damnit, I blame you both. I wrote it.
Pepper has New York’s second largest legal team at her beck and call (second only to Oscorp’s now that Hammer Industries is under direct SHIELD supervision), she shouldn’t have to be on hold with the claims adjuster herself. And yet here she is, listening to Kenny G as the poor sap goes off to talk to his supervisor.
Do y’all have AO3 usernames I should be
OH DEAR GOD YES
"You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you."
"If we can’t protect the earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it."
Hey guys, I don’t often reblog old art but let’s try an experiment where we reblog Sailor Avengers directly from me instead of other sources! All my love (also feel free to delete this last sentence upon reblog if you wish.)
It’s a fucking Nick Furry cosplay cat.
I tried to scroll past it.
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