clint and sam compliment each other on their hotness and then engage in a round of bird puns.
↳ “aww, thanks, clint. you’re not bad looking yourself.” “aww shucks, sam. i’m blushing.”
kissing request part 01 : [x]
Anonymous said: STEVE HOLDING HIS NEW BORN BABY FOR THE FIRST TIME AND CRYING. Steve as a stay-at-home dad, Steve sending 24 pictures per day of his baby on the avengers groupchat, and when he tones it down a bit bc he knows that's kinda obnoxious Tony is like WHATS THE BABY DOING and Natasha is like WHERE ARE MY PICTURES and sam is like HAVE YOU LOST YOUR BABY ALREADY
Peggy’s back at work in like five days. When she comes home from her first day back, she tells Steve that they’d cocked it up so badly while she was gone that SHIELD is now a defunct organization and they’re going to have to start all over.
So while she’s working on that, he takes care of their new baby girl, Gloria. The first few days, he has a terrible time; he cries every time she cries, stands at her crib and watches her sleep for hours at a time, wrangles with his first diaper because he’s afraid if he pulls too hard he’ll hurt her.
She’s so tiny he can hold her in one hand. Most of her body fits on his palm, her head supported by his fingers. It’s kind of hilarious and really, really adorable, so he pulls out his cell phone and snaps several pictures. Reveling in technology, he sends it to everyone, except Peggy, because she’s busy and he can show her later.
After that it becomes a thing; nearly every hour he finds some new pose to send out, or accidentally snaps a shot of Gloria giving the camera the finger, or every time she opens her eyes and he gets to see that beautiful dark brown, just like her mother’s.
In a week, he’s sent almost four hundred pictures, and accrued several hundred more that he hasn’t sent out. JARVIS informs him that his phone won’t be able to store many more. And he realizes that his friends haven’t replied in a day or so.
He can’t bring himself to delete any of the pictures he’s taken, so he transfers them to his computer. He stops sending his friends everything, too.
Half an hour later his phone blings at him several times in a row.
Tony: whats sausage creature doing
Natasha: Everything okay? Haven’t gotten a picture in a bit.
Sam: dude what did you do, leave her on a park bench? pictures???
Clint: I need a new picture for my background
Bruce: HULK WANT PICTURES (Steve’s pretty sure Hulk didn’t send this, he hopes, Bruce has been getting better about joking really this is a joke right?)
Jane: Thor’s getting sad over here. Send help? Or pictures?
Tony: srsly sausage creature???/?? snapchat me smth is she napping is she pooping is she eating come on
He’s mid-reply when someone knocks on the apartment door. It’s Bucky, holding a really big knife, holy crap, and looking frantic. “What happened?” he asks, barging past Steve. “Where’s Gloria?”
"She’s fine," Steve says. "She’s napping. In her room. Which is a knife-free zone."
Bucky turns to him and glares, putting the knife—machete?—on the counter. “Where are my pictures?”
"Well—I stopped sending them. I thought you guys might be getting sick of them." He follows as Bucky turns and walks away, heading to the baby’s room. "I didn’t even think you knew how to look at messages." His phone is going off again.
Natasha: Steve? Starting to freak me out here?
He types out a quick reply and sends it, including one of his more recent pictures, to placate her, because if he doesn’t she might just rappel down into Gloria’s bedroom and he just doesn’t need that kind of paperwork.
Bucky is standing over Gloria’s crib, looking intently into it. Steve comes to stand next to him, and for a few seconds they both just look at the sleeping baby.
Finally, Bucky reaches down with his metal arm and traces one of her very blond eyebrows as softly as he can. “I can see them. I just haven’t figured out how to reply,” he mutters. “Don’t stop sending them. I like them.”
"Of course you do," Steve agrees. "You’re her godfather. It’s a requirement."
natasha is beating them at strip-chitauri-kill
Anonymous said: Imagine that while cuddling Steve is basically an enormous dog who thinks he's a lap dog
"Steve. Steve." Sam grunts, shifting his legs under Steve’s hip. Steve’s laying on his side, body stretched across the laps of Sam and Natasha. They’re all lying on one of Stark’s ridiculously luxurious couches. Steve whines, but adjusts his hips so his bottom fits into the space which Sam has left between himself and Natasha, but otherwise continues to trap Sam with his thighs.
"Aw, let him stay. I think it’s cute." Natasha says, stroking Steve’s hair and scratching at his scalp. "Besides, all three of us need a little down time." Sam sighs, but concedes.
"Y’r th’ best, ‘tasha." Steve mumbles contently, nuzzling against her stomach, words half muffled against her pajama top, before twisting to wrap his arms around her waist. His shirt rides up, revealing a slip of toned, tanned skin, the dip of his back. Bucky ambles into the living room and makes a universal sign for "don’t tell Steve I’m here". He sneaks over to the couch and presses a metal finger against Steve’s exposed skin. Steve jolts in surprise but doesn’t move, instead cuddling more against Natasha’s tummy and burying his grumpy noises.
Steve just can’t help but be a handsy cuddler — even when he was little and sickly, he was, maybe even more so — and no one is exempt from his snuggles (except for, perhaps, Bruce, but only because he requested and Steve respects personal boundaries).
It’s really quite a sight when Thor and Steve spoon, two massive, buff and blond superhumans (or in Thor’s case, a literal god), cuddling aggressively like two massive golden retrievers. With Tony, both of them lie splayed out on whatever vaguely comfortable surface, left to be discovered when Pepper, or anyone else, for that matter, nearly steps on them. And as for Clint, well it’s all surprise hug ambushes.
Besides, he’s gone so long without the warmth and company of others. Why not share as much as he could now?
clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face
One of my favourite things about him, tbh.
kissing request part 02 : [x]
I remade my Avengers showering piece to include some that were missing (and improve anatomy that was terrible, and is still terrible, but less terrible than it was then).
I’m aware I could have spared myself the effort to draw this once more but I wanted to anyway. so, yep. here it is!
Bucky getting a bell was already covered here ;P
it’s so pretty and cute and afodjaogjdsofjadoafoaj
I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH :D
Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
This is disproportionately hilarious to me.
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